karwasz.pl (without imported items)

xcf7ak (application/x-shockwave-flash Object)

Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:49:59 GMT

xcf7ak (application/x-shockwave-flash Object)

No ładnie, a będzie coś poza testem?

Fri, 05 Mar 2010 13:17:23 GMT

[Reposted from syntheticwave]

No ładnie, a będzie coś poza testem?

(Image)

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 11:15:28 GMT

"35-letni prezes stabilnej, renomowanej spółki poszukuje Partnerki do bardzo c..."

Sun, 28 Feb 2010 08:37:36 GMT

"35-letni prezes stabilnej, renomowanej spółki poszukuje Partnerki do bardzo częstego podróżowania w celach biznesowych (i nie tylko) - reprezentacyjnej, w pełni dyspozycyjnej (mogącej uczyć się w trybie zaocznym), kulturalnej dziewczyny zainteresowanej aktywnym i ciekawym trybem życia, umożliwiającym rozwój zawodowy. Kandydatki zainteresowane podjęciem współpracy proszone są o przesłanie AKTUALNYCH ZDJĘĆ SYLWETKI wraz z numerem telefonu komórkowego na adres: serious.employer@gmail.com ROZMOWY KWALIFIKACYJNE ODBYWAJĄ SIĘ WYŁĄCZNIE W WARSZAWIE!!!"

–Towarzyszka Podróży Prezesa - Praca.Gratka.pl

zaspa via FRG_0718.jpg (image)

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 10:40:05 GMT

zaspa via FRG_0718.jpg (image)

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Tue, 23 Feb 2010 09:55:27 GMT

No, no, no B)

Fri, 19 Feb 2010 07:28:14 GMT

[Reposted from tapiau]

No, no, no B)

"Nie ma brzydkich BMW"

Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:30:06 GMT

"Nie ma brzydkich BMW"

–BMW wraca do słynnych rekinów

vontrompka niezastąpiony. jak zwykle.

Wed, 17 Feb 2010 10:26:32 GMT

vontrompka niezastąpiony. jak zwykle.

Asteroidy

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:34:14 GMT

Asteroidy

(Image)

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 06:53:40 GMT

Tour de France 1940

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 06:37:29 GMT

Tour de France 1940

The Mariana Trench

Mon, 15 Feb 2010 06:34:23 GMT

The Mariana Trench

"Użytkownik 20xxxxxx próbował się z Tobą skontaktować. Niestety używasz starej..."

Fri, 12 Feb 2010 11:32:48 GMT

"Użytkownik 20xxxxxx próbował się z Tobą skontaktować. Niestety używasz starej wersji Komunikatora, która nie obsługuje numerów GG większych niż 17 milionów. Zaktualizuj swój Komunikator i rozmawiaj swobodnie: http://komunikator.gxxx-gxxx.pl"

–chrumk.

Please stop doing this!

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 09:17:26 GMT

Please stop doing this!

Apple Restiction Zone

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:37:55 GMT

Apple Restiction Zone

unattended children will be sold as slaves

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 19:34:56 GMT

unattended children will be sold as slaves

boring...

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:07:48 GMT

boring...

Buy some force!

Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:25:55 GMT

Buy some force!

Save SAAB :)

Fri, 29 Jan 2010 11:19:41 GMT

Save SAAB :)

Why one wife now chooses to shop alone.

Tue, 26 Jan 2010 11:27:45 GMT

Why one wife now chooses to shop alone.

\m/

Mon, 25 Jan 2010 07:00:18 GMT

One politician, one thief & one IBM employee died & went straight to hell.

Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see how everybody is doing there." He called and talked for about 5 minutes, and then she asked "Well, devil how much I need to pay for the call?

The devil says "Five million dollars".

The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call my group members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"

He called and talked for about 10 minutes, and then he asked "Well, devil, how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Ten million dollars".

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

IBM employee was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my office friends, managers and partners ",

He called other IBM employees and he talked for twenty hours about his customers, new accounts, services that were recently introduced, latest gossip, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

IBM employee is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only??"

Devil says: Calling from Hell to Hell is considered as a Local Call

525ix i zombie w tle.

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 09:08:56 GMT

525ix i zombie w tle.

via BMW Jana Pawła II - zdjęcie

via epic-fail-airport-security-fail.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x375 pixels)

Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:15:24 GMT

via epic-fail-airport-security-fail.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x375 pixels)

via nk

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 21:50:07 GMT

via nk

"Pod koniec maja, kiedy wszystkie wróble na dachu ćwierkały już o fuzji "Gazet..."

Sat, 09 Jan 2010 17:12:34 GMT

"Pod koniec maja, kiedy wszystkie wróble na dachu ćwierkały już o fuzji "Gazety Prawnej" i "Dziennika", walne zgromadzenie wspólników Infor Biznes uchwaliło zakup od Infor PL w celu umorzenia drobnej części swojego kapitału: zaledwie 900 (spośród 301 tys.) udziałów wartych nominalnie 45 tys. zł.

Nie byłoby w tym nic dziwnego, gdyby nie cena kupna: 40 mln zł! Sugerowałoby to, że w ten sposób spółka Ryszarda Pieńkowskiego w rok pomnożyła 45 tys. zł blisko tysiąckrotnie. Na zapłatę tak gigantycznej kwoty Infor Biznes miał 30 dni od zarejestrowania przez sąd obniżenia kapitału.

Taka dziwna operacja rodzi wiele pytań. Dlaczego Infor Biznes to zrobił i skąd wziął taką górę pieniędzy? Czy umorzenie za 40 mln zł udziałów uchwalone w maju 2009 r. było częścią umowy inwestycyjnej między Axel Springer Polska a Infor Biznes zawartej kilka dni później? - Nie chcemy upubliczniać szczegółów transakcji - mówi Marcin Malinowski, rzecznik Infor PL, właściciela Infor Biznes.

Skąd tak wysoka wycena? Przyjmując za podstawę wycenę umarzanych przez Infor Biznes udziałów, można wyliczyć wartość całej spółki na ok. 13 mld zł! To więcej niż cały rynek reklamowy w Polsce. Ba, więcej niż warte były największe firmy medialne, np. telewizja TVN wyceniana była wtedy na 3,56 mld zł."

–Jak Pieńkowski zrobił interes z Axel Springer

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Fri, 08 Jan 2010 11:48:28 GMT

via kinoo.jpg (JPEG Image, 1045x741 pixels)

via buzzeins - BMW vs. LADA

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 10:35:00 GMT

via buzzeins - BMW vs. LADA

[Reposted from Sixtus via ninagosia]

no comment

Fri, 08 Jan 2010 10:33:22 GMT

no comment

[Reposted from vobu via ninagosia]

"Jeden z wikariuszy śródmiejskiej parafii opowiada, że raz drzwi otworzyła mu ..."

Thu, 07 Jan 2010 11:12:26 GMT

"Jeden z wikariuszy śródmiejskiej parafii opowiada, że raz drzwi otworzyła mu kobieta ubrana tylko w pantofle: - Zareagowałem słownie. Poradziłem, żeby się ubrała, bo się przeziębi. Gorzej z ministrantami. Oni bardzo przeżyli to spotkanie."

–Pardon – Psy, konkubinaty i... co jeszcze? Oto, czemu ksiądz boi się kolędy

via JmRmb.jpg (JPEG Image, 800x779 pixels)

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 08:46:19 GMT

via JmRmb.jpg (JPEG Image, 800x779 pixels)

lost camera

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:49:11 GMT

lost camera

[Reposted from kalafiorowa via j-s]

"U: "Jaki jest największy sekret kung-fu?" M: "Nie popełniać błędów" U: "Jak s..."

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 18:47:38 GMT

"U: "Jaki jest największy sekret kung-fu?"
M: "Nie popełniać błędów"
U: "Jak się nauczyłeś nie robić błędów?"
M: "Robiąc błędy, wiele błędów.""

–chiński dialog ucznia z mistrzem

[Reposted from grzes via j-s]

YouTube - Euro Sport WATTS Best Of 2009!

Tue, 29 Dec 2009 13:38:48 GMT

YouTube - Euro Sport WATTS Best Of 2009!

Twitter banned passwords

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 19:20:15 GMT

twttr.BANNED_PASSWORDS = ["111111","11111111","112233","121212", "123123","123456","1234567","12345678", "131313","232323","654321","666666", "696969","777777","7777777","8675309", "987654","aaaaaa","abc123","abc123", "abcdef","abgrtyu","access","access14", "action","albert","alexis","amanda", "amateur","andrea","andrew","angela", "angels","animal","anthony","apollo", "apples","arsenal","arthur","asdfgh", "asdfgh","ashley","asshole","august", "austin","badboy","bailey","banana", "barney","baseball","batman","beaver", "beavis","bigcock","bigdaddy","bigdick", "bigdog","bigtits","birdie","bitches", "biteme","blazer","blonde","blondes", "blowjob","blowme","bond007","bonnie", "booboo","booger","boomer","boston", "brandon","brandy","braves","brazil", "bronco","broncos","bulldog","buster", "butter","butthead","calvin","camaro", "cameron","canada","captain","carlos", "carter","casper","charles","charlie", "cheese","chelsea","chester","chicago", "chicken","cocacola","coffee","college", "compaq","computer","cookie","cooper", "corvette","cowboy","cowboys","crystal", "cumming","cumshot","dakota","dallas", "daniel","danielle","debbie","dennis", "diablo","diamond","doctor","doggie", "dolphin","dolphins","donald","dragon", "dreams","driver","eagle1","eagles", "edward","einstein","erotic","extreme", "falcon","fender","ferrari","firebird", "fishing","florida","flower","flyers", "football","forever","freddy","freedom", "fucked","fucker","fucking","fuckme", "fuckyou","gandalf","gateway","gators", "gemini","george","giants","ginger", "golden","golfer","gordon","gregory", "guitar","gunner","hammer","hannah", "hardcore","harley","heather","helpme", "hentai","hockey","hooters","horney", "hotdog","hunter","hunting","iceman", "iloveyou","internet","iwantu","jackie", "jackson","jaguar","jasmine","jasper", "jennifer","jeremy","jessica","johnny", "johnson","jordan","joseph","joshua", "junior","justin","killer","knight", "ladies","lakers","lauren","leather", "legend","letmein","letmein","little", "london","lovers","maddog","madison", "maggie","magnum","marine","marlboro", "martin","marvin","master","matrix", "matthew","maverick","maxwell","melissa", "member","mercedes","merlin","michael", "michelle","mickey","midnight","miller", "mistress","monica","monkey","monkey", "monster","morgan","mother","mountain", "muffin","murphy","mustang","naked", "nascar","nathan","naughty","ncc1701", "newyork","nicholas","nicole","nipple", "nipples","oliver","orange","packers", "panther","panties","parker","password", "password","password1","password12","password123", "patrick","peaches","peanut","pepper", "phantom","phoenix","player","please", "pookie","porsche","prince","princess", "private","purple","pussies","qazwsx", "qwerty","qwertyui","rabbit","rachel", "racing","raiders","rainbow","ranger", "rangers","rebecca","redskins","redsox", "redwings","richard","robert","rocket", "rosebud","runner","rush2112","russia", "samantha","sammy","samson","sandra", "saturn","scooby","scooter","scorpio", "scorpion","secret","sexsex","shadow", "shannon","shaved","sierra","silver", "skippy","slayer","smokey","snoopy", "soccer","sophie","spanky","sparky", "spider","squirt","srinivas","startrek", "starwars","steelers","steven","sticky", "stupid","success","suckit","summer", "sunshine","superman","surfer","swimming", "sydney","taylor","tennis","teresa", "tester","testing","theman","thomas", "thunder","thx1138","tiffany","tigers", "tigger","tomcat","topgun","toyota", "travis","trouble","trustno1","tucker", "turtle","twitter","united","vagina", "victor","victoria","viking","voodoo", "voyager","walter","warrior","welcome", "whatever","william","willie","wilson", "winner","winston","winter","wizard", "xavier","xxxxxx","xxxxxxxx","yamaha", "yankee","yankees","yellow","zxcvbn", "zxcvbnm","zzzzzz"];

via iphone_holiday_final.jpg (JPEG Image, 800x1296 pixels)

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 13:34:56 GMT

via iphone_holiday_final.jpg (JPEG Image, 800x1296 pixels)

""Nie możemy być bardziej zadowoleni z wyroku sądu, który w całości podtrzymał..."

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 18:05:53 GMT

""Nie możemy być bardziej zadowoleni z wyroku sądu, który w całości podtrzymał wyrok sądu niższej instancji" oznajmił w oświadczeniu Loudon Owen, prezes I4i. Sporna technologia dotyczy "wszystkich produktów Microsoft Word, które mają możliwość otwierania plików .xml, .docx lub docm". Zakaz sprzedaży zacznie obowiązywać od 11 stycznia przyszłego roku. Microsoft zapowiada, że do tego czasu ma zamiar usunąć funkcje będące kością niezgody ze wszystkich kopii Microsoft Word 2007. Wcześniejsze kopie programu nie są objęte zakazem."

–Sąd podtrzymuje zakaz sprzedaży Microsoft Word

via

Wed, 23 Dec 2009 10:10:19 GMT

via

No, no, bez takich.

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 21:40:43 GMT

[Reposted from fluxid]

No, no, bez takich.

via 1261182851_by_cyruss_500.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x445 pixels)

Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:57:56 GMT

via 1261182851_by_cyruss_500.jpg (JPEG Image, 500x445 pixels)